Smell a Rat?
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[Houston @ Forsyth]
Welcome back to the Lower East Side! Please continue to make yourselves at home eating the garbage tumbling through our streets. Although the neighborhood crowd differs immensely from years past, the trash and filth remain worse than ever. Bon Appétit.
When you tire, be sure to take advantage of the spiffy accommodations at the Gem Hotel mere steps from here. Just try not to disturb the other guests. And, as always, watch out for those pesky poisons and traps. Enjoy your stay.