Swayze Equals Protection
He protected us from commies in Red Dawn; fought against the preppy soc’s in The Outsiders; and taught everyone that nobody puts baby in the corner. Now, in this time of crisis, the Swayze is watching over all us plebs on the northern fringe of SoHo.
Funny to see the Levi’s ad unbuttoning its pants for him. Scandalous!
UPDATE: As of this morning, the Swayze quit his post. Instead we’re left with Pepsi, the inferior cola.