Orchard Street Newspaper Thief

Posted on: September 23rd, 2010 at 6:28 am by

Enough is enough.  Healthy Drive Inc. at 138 Orchard Street is simply fed up with the stealthy newspaper thief that keeps hitting the bodega.  And, in this city, what better way to combat criminals than the use of passive-aggressive urban etiquette signage?

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Exactly. The proprietor taped this fabulous letter to the ATM outside the store, which reads:

Dear Newspaper Thief,

Stop It! You will be caught soon!

Its effectiveness remains to be seen.

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