Musical Kama Sutra in “Prelude du Fornication”

Posted on: February 14th, 2013 at 10:22 am by
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[Photo: Humirde do Som]Even musical notes can enjoy Valentine’s Day!

Imagine eighth notes getting it on with quarter notes and sixteenth notes. And even some menage-a-trois triplet action. But not before taking a full-beat rest and returning for the requisite D.S. al Coda. You know where this song is going…the infamous “Prelude du Fornication (in the Key of Db).”

A friend recently shared this hilarious photo which depicts the Kama Sutra of notes in sheet music. Stick figure sex, if you will. Remember, kids, Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge…

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