Orchard Street Hell Hole Consumes 2 Parking Cones and a Biker

Posted on: July 24th, 2013 at 6:05 am by
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Paging the “Pothole Gang,” get to Orchard and Broome stat.

As of today, the embedded “STOP” lettering in the intersection of Orchard and Broome now has a naturally-forming “O.” That’s right; the ever-expanding hell hole is starting to replace the oval shape. And dangerously at that. In the last week, the sinkhole has nearly doubled in size, going from “oh, how cute” to “oh shit, there goes my axle.”

Given its location in the center of the roadway, the hell hole causes traffic jams and horn honking behind it. We even witnessed a biker fall into the fuckin’ thing a couple days ago. For its part, at least the hole is maintaining a healthy diet of water and parking cones.

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