In Which Santa Gets a Hand Job at Duane Reade
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Moments before a Duane Reade handy, Photo: John Wilson
Despite the weekend snowstorm, SantaCon nevertheless reared its red-capped head. Santas were seen slipping and sliding around the neighborhood screaming their bullshit. But one Boogie tipster alerted us to the holy grail, as it were, courtesy of John Wilson.
The Santa you see in the window of this 14th Street Duane Reade (at 3rd Avenue) is allegedly getting some holiday cheer a hand job from slutty Ms. Claus. In plain sight.
And here’s the prequel to that lovely story of youthful PDA…
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