A Heartbroken Plea to Rent this Stanton Street Room

Posted on: February 12th, 2014 at 11:25 am by

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Any idea what he’s watching on TV?

Log this under one of the more sad roommate listings on Craigslist. One Stanton Street resident just lost his girlfriend and must now come up with the rent money. Apparently she moved in with “some guy named ben” and “I can’t afford the place without her.”

He’s willing to give you the room and will sleep on the couch for $1,400 per month. Would you take the bait?

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Here’s the full listing:

girlfriend is moving out with some guy named ben… not sure what that’s about, but i can’t afford this place without her… located in the heart of lower east side, across the street from soho and nolita, and east village, and all the goods. apartment is 440 sq ft, i have 2 cats, i’m from california, i work from home, i go out at night, some shinanigans, but trustworthy. You can have the bedroom, i’ll sleep in the living room, i don’t sleep much anyway, i do graphics, attend classes on occasion, and what not. i don’t smoke cigarettes in the house, vaporize only in the apartment, it’s too small, it makes the clothes stink…

We discovered this on the Worst Room Tumblr which highlights the worst housing deals advertised online.

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