Kinky’s Dessert Bar Now Serving its Perverted Pastries on Orchard Street

Posted on: February 18th, 2022 at 5:05 am by

Photo: Kinky’s Dessert Bar

Perverted pastries are now a pandemic pleasure on northern Orchard Street.

Kinky’s Dessert Bar, as first reported here last September, signed a lease for the ground unit at 181 Orchard. It finally opened, rather fittingly, on Valentine’s Day after several months of delays.

As the name suggests, the two-level establishment slings smutty snacks alongside alcoholic beverages, and might eventually morph to include an events space component. The menu includes cupcakes, cookies, and waffles, each with erotic shapes suggestive names like “Fuck Me,” “I Like it Rough,” and “Chocolate Orgasm.”

Kinky’s Dessert Bar was founded by August and John DeWindt, the married couple also behind Fluffy’s and John’s Juice.

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