NYPD Mounted Unit

With Hell Square Horse Patrol Gone, New NYPD Nightlife Unit Takes Shape

Posted October 20, 2015 at 9:46 am

The weekly Hell Square horse patrols are finally winding down after a hefty four-year existence, as we first reported. No equestrian units were spotted last weekend. In place since 2011, the 7th Precinct initially implemented the measure to crack down on the adverse effects of nightlife proliferation and resultant lawlessness in the area. Official reason […]

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No More Horses in Hell Square; Equestrian Brigade Headed Back to the Stable

Posted October 13, 2015 at 5:00 am

No more horse shit. Seriously. If you have the displeasure of walking through Hell Square during prime party hours, seek refuge in the forthcoming change of the guard. Or, rather, removal. Almost five years trampled underfoot, and with piles of manure to boot (or step in), the 7th Precinct is finally ending the practice of late-night horse […]

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Late Night Fisticuffs in Hell Square Underscores Problem of Over-Saturation [VIDEO]

Posted September 24, 2015 at 5:18 am

Lawlessness. This is what happens when the city/state permits an over-saturation of bars in a small area. Despite the presence of cops and their thoroughbred steeds. Hell Square in a nutshell. A Boogie tipster alerted us this week to an altercation that transpired outside Mikey’s Burger on Ludlow Street last Saturday evening. Late night, 4am. […]

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Finger Tips: Why You Shouldn’t Pet the NYPD Horses in Hell Square

Posted August 24, 2015 at 9:24 am

More evidence of why the NYPD’s equine patrol unit in Hell Square is a bad idea. It’s not just the mounds of horse shit and smell of piss weekend mornings. The drunken petting zoo can also result in disfigurement. In this case, a presumably sloshed Swedish woman hanging at Max Fish last November – Pernilla Ekberg – asked an officer […]

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NYPD Rolls Out Underage Drinking Warning in Hell Square

Posted August 18, 2015 at 9:25 am

Looky what surfaced right at the northern entrance to Hell Square. Over the weekend, the 7th Precinct rolled out its mobile messaging system beside Katz’s Deli. It’s not much, but something; a passive threat that will likely prove ineffective – “underage drinking will not be tolerated.” This is one way the NYPD thinks it can battle […]

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NYPD Horse Shit in Hell Square Keeps Piling Up

Posted April 28, 2015 at 5:14 am

Shit outta luck. The past four years, residents of Hell Square (and one block below Delancey) have been categorically dumped on. Quite literally. The mounds of manure from the weekend horse patrols are relentless. It’s a near 100% guarantee that the neighborhood will wake up Saturday and Sunday mornings to a heaping pile. That’s in addition […]

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Weekend Nightlife Crowds Worsen on the Lower East Side

Posted September 17, 2012 at 11:18 am

So, as per usual, locals are forced to lay low on the weekends while B&T pretty much decimates the neighborhood.

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NYPD Horse Shit, Redux

Posted February 28, 2012 at 10:18 am

Many thanks to the NYPD equestrian unit for patrolling the Lower East Side streets and leaving so many fine presents.

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More Horse Shit for Orchard Street

Posted June 6, 2011 at 6:18 am

Thanks to the NYPD, early morning excursions in the general orbit of Hell Square usually require a keen eye and adept dodging skills.

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Topless Drunk Woman Provokes Mounted Police on Ludlow [Video]

Posted May 23, 2011 at 6:28 am

Late night Ludlow on the weekends always provides a healthy diet of drunken street theater entertainment. You don’t wanna miss this priceless moment!

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